Face-On Facebook

Have you shown your face yet?

Lyrics, more or less ~
Facebook, Facebook, Facebook,
Facebook, Facebook, Facebook...
When I want you, as my friend
An email to you, they will send
Saying that you have a friend request
on Facebook, Facebook
When I want you, to confirm
My friend request, and determine
If you've ever seen me then you will say YES
Facebook, Facebook
I could then poke you
You can poke me too
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is FACEBOOK, I'm wasting my life away
I need you so, Facebook, I want you so
that's why whenever I stalk you sob because it's true
My Facebook, Facebook, Facebook, Facebook, Facebook, Facebook...
Won't you be my friend